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casfallen:

Writing in my brain: Beautiful flowing sentences full of powerful phrases and enigmatically witty dialogue. 

Writing on the page: They did the thing and said some stuff. There was snark. 

THIS.
ABSOLUTELY THIS

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metaphoricalanchor:

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

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yoncevevo:

"hey do you think you could follow me ba-"

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Extremely invasive questions

A:Are you a virgin?
B:3 biggest pet peeves
C:Celebrity crush?
D:If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
E:Do you smoke?
F:Do you drink?
G:If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
H:Longest relationship and with who?
I:5 turn ons
J:5 interesting facts about yourself
K:What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
L:Would you ever date someone of another race?
M:What is your sexual orientation?
N:Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
O:Who are you crushing on right now?
P:Who is your bestfriend?
Q:Your guilty pleasure?
R:Who was your first kiss?
S:Do looks matter to you?
T:What kind of underwear are you wearing?
U:How big is your penis or how big are your boobs
V:How far have you gone?
W:Do you like it when people play with your hair?
X:Are you circumcised?
Y:Do you name your private parts?
Z:What are your three favorite blogs?

2spooky4boo:

Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

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happiest:

you’re cute what is your face html 

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proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

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